"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please
do you ever just wonder what the tumblr workers think of us
we think you’re all a bunch of idiots
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned
DON’T YOU FUCKING TELL ME
hE DIDN’T LOVE HER
don’t YOU FucKING DARE TELL ME THAT
OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE
but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.